This report was submitted via reports@InsideSeam.com yesterday afternoon. I was about to turn the guy into the FWP for violating the current restrictions.
Turns out the report is a bit dated (like, 9 months), but it's never too early to start thinking about late-season brownies...
"I went to Manhattan last evening and got some lines wet on the Galli. Started out underneath the Nixon bridge and moved upstream...Not the biggest fish I've caught in the Galli, but it felt like I was reeling in Rosie O'Donnell. ~Anonymous"

While I'm at it, here are a couple others:
Note the look of utter devotion (or, perhaps, disbelief) on Cory's face:
